Category: Joke Board
A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a
downpour and somehow
manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and
the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.
You're just like Sheldon."
"Who?"
"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like
my cab being vacant during
a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for Sheldon
every single time."
"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over
everybody", stated the
passenger.
"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He
could have gone on the pro
tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera baritone and danced like a
Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary
Grant. He had a better body
than Arnold in his prime. He was something!
"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy,"
the cabbie continued.
"He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's
birthday. He knew all
about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not
like me. I change a fuse,
and the whole neighbourhood blacks out."
"Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said the
passenger.
"Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the cabbie.
"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger.
"After he died, I married his wife."
good joke.
wish i was like him. sorry to say far from it
poor cabby
poor cabby