Sheldon

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 20-Dec-2005 10:51:45

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a

downpour and somehow

manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and

the cabbie says, "Perfect timing.

You're just like Sheldon."

"Who?"

"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like

my cab being vacant during

a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for Sheldon

every single time."

"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over

everybody", stated the

passenger.

"Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He

could have gone on the pro

tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an

opera baritone and danced like a

Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary

Grant. He had a better body

than Arnold in his prime. He was something!

"Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy,"

the cabbie continued.

"He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's

birthday. He knew all

about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not

like me. I change a fuse,

and the whole neighbourhood blacks out."

"Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said the

passenger.

"Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the cabbie.

"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger.

"After he died, I married his wife."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 20-Dec-2005 11:02:57

good joke.


wish i was like him. sorry to say far from it

Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 30-Dec-2005 19:20:39

poor cabby

Post 4 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 30-Dec-2005 19:21:30

poor cabby